The Herald : Caught Mugger

Yesterday A snail wearing nothing but a pair of speedos was caught mugging an old lady for her handbag. The snail had been on the run from the coppers for more than a fortnight now. The coppers have given the old ladys handbag back and the snail has been succesfully squished in the officers chair pretty disgusting dont you think !

The Local News : Johnny Finds The lost city of atlantis

Yesterday The Lost City Of Atlantis was found up the nostril of a young boy. We do not yet know how the lost city of atlantis or at least the found city of atlantis was actuarly found up this young boys nose. Here is the report of the young boy named Johnny: I was walking down the road on my way to kindergaden when all of a sudden i had an erge to pick my nose i do not yet no why i had that erge to pick my nose but never mind. I lifted my hand up to pick my nose and i stuffed my finger up my nose when all of a sudden i felt something metalic i pulled it out and to my astonishment it was a city. Johnny is still lucky to be alive because that huge city must of blocked his breathing tube and could of killed him.

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Report written by Sean Lawrence.